(Source: ppppocket)

(Source: every-minutecounts)

(Source: hengxing)

I hate being the third person, awkwardly standing on the side. I hate being invited to something but being totally ignored. I hate it when all of my friends go somewhere and not tell me. I hate not understanding an inside joke. Feeling left out can be one of the worst feelings. It leaves you lonely and empty.

(Source: jayesue)

fyeahnyotaliagirls:

ユールヒェンちゃん

Pixiv ID: 26983509
Member: lemontea

…Well that was short. 8D

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

(Source: teap0ts)

iraya:

bonnefoy:

qichi:

pitselly:

tanyart:

toilet monster after you flush in the middle of the night with the lights off and if you aren’t under the covers once the water stops whirling it’ll get you.

a bug crawling into my body somehow and causing me to slowly become a bug. see also the same with dead bodies, and occasionally ‘poisoned’ food.

legs will fall off while i’m walking

cockroaches 

bread molds 

aquariums exploding when I’m near them.

(Source: crudemattr)